I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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