it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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