I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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