That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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