i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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