My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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