Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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