dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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