It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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