Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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