My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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