a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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