Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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