big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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