my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Randomize