I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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