Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
