Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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