how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
