He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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