do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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