I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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