I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sorry about my life...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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