My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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