She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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