He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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