Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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