Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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