I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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