Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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