Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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