i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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