JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Mom said you looked used
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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