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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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