There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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