Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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