I like my sex mixed with concussions.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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