yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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