It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
