I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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