lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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