Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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