Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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