Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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