as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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