So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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