he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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