At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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