Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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