Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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