Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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