I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think I just sharted jello shots
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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