I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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