Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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