Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I will pee on everything he values.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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