His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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