You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
