why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My vagina is very pro this idea
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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