Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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