It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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