I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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